Mike Tyson está de vuelta: a los 54 años volvió a subirse a un cuadrilátero para una atractiva exhibición ante Roy Jones Jr. y mostró que el paso del tiempo no le quitó su feroz nivel. Iron Mike propuso de principio a fin en el ring montado sobre el Staples Center de Los Angeles y dejó un interrogante de cara al futuro: ¿realizará otra presentación?
Si bien el evento estuvo bajo la supervisión del Consejo Mundial de Boxeo (CMB), no se declaró a un ganador oficialmente ya que se trató de una pelea de exhibición. Las tarjetas virtuales que realizaron los jueces Christy Martin, Chad Dawson y Vinny Pazienza le dieron un “combate nulo” salomónico al trámite, aunque durante los ocho rounds fue Tyson el que brilló.
hing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.
Mike salió a buscarlo desde el primer campanazo. Claro que los movimientos no fueron tan naturales como los de ese joven de 18 años que en 1985 apareció a llevarse el mundo adelante desde su primer segundo como profesional, pero cada avance que realizó causaba temor. Un detalle, no menor, es que Tyson llevaba 15 años sin moverse sobre un cuadrilátero: dejó la actividad profesional en el 2005 tras perder ante el irlandés Kevin McBride y le puso punto final a su trayectoria con 35 triunfos (29KO), 10 derrotas y 1 empate.
Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?
It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!
And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!
I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?
They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.
Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase «upside your head.» Who am I making this out to?
You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.
Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!
Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.